PROBLEM: Existing on some farcical landscape of humor, the Family Circus comic panel creeps up on the world daily and reminds us what a cathartic and droll life Bill Keane must lead. He exudes bland comic posts of recycled images and rough hewn drawings, all of which are coupled with a blatant disregard for wit. Faux concepts of family values and dim lines of human interaction and dynamic are thrown lazily together like some diluted middle aged thesis based on "Kid's say the darndest things". Somehow stuffed inside all of this glam, there is room to throw a pitch or two in the flavor of vanilla Christianity and religious devoteeism.

SOLUTION: There is no other choice but to suffocate the life from whatever funding might assist in propagating this garbage! Cut it from your papers! Raise hell in the streets until this pollution ceases!